Bollywood Bimbo
When confronted with a last minute costume idea for a party this one is sure-fire winner for either a man or woman. The costume is even better when you do some planning and dedicate some time to putting it together. The costume is guaranteed to generate more laughs and get more attention than any other costume at the party.
Hollywood Bimbo
- Locate a long evening gown-style dress—preferably red—at a thrift or secondhand shop. High heel shoes are always a plus but are not necessary if the gown reaches the floor.
- Put on an oversize pair of men’s shorts and place an extra-large butt-pad over each cheek, underneath the shorts, to hold the pads in place. Use old clothes wrapped tightly into a small garbage bag as the butt-pad.
- Place two large heavy-duty balloons over each breast and hold them in place by wrapping a wide elastic bandage over them and attaching it in back.
- Apply heavy make-up to your face. Go all the way with heavy eyebrows, lashes, eye shadow, rouge and lipstick.
- Stick on long red fingernails to each finger.
- “Bling up” with cheap party store bracelets, necklaces and huge earrings.
- Hold a long cigarette-holder with a fake cigarette in a provocative pose.
- Finish off the costume with a cheap blond wig.
While the costume will pretty much carry the day, it also helps to get into character and slink around while swinging your phony “physical attributes” around.
When you do the costume right—whether you are a male or female—other guests will not recognize you.









